Monday, March 5, 2007

Dude

It is chap goh meh (15th night in hokkien) which also means the last day of CNY celebration.I thought of a posting a blog titled : 'Chap Goh Meh' but something so hilarious happened until i had to drop my initial plan and write down this bizzare situation while im chatting on MSN.


Some guy who is not in my contact list sent me a message asking me whether im around.I said yes ! I think i use to have him in my contact list but i removed it a long time ago.This guy,somehow kept me in his list.



I rarely show my own face in my display picture.While i was wondering why is this guy chatting with another guy who never sends him any message,this was on my display picture.
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He thought he was chatting with a hot babe !!!


I dont want make such mistake myself so i tried to tell him that im a guy.


The conversation goes something like this.


Beginning

Guy-r u there?

Slim-hi,yes i am.

Guy-oh,tot u not around

Slim-no la


Half way through

Slim-(curiously asked) you are a guy or gal?

Guy-u cant c my pic meh?(cant see because he wasnt in my contact list so i added him)

Slim-oh...

Guy-disappointed u,im not leng zhai laa

Slim-(huh?,i think i kinda remember this guy)oo...no la,you didnt disappoint me.

Guy-u look very pretty oo
( this pict was in my display when he said i look pretty)

Slim-no la,im not

Slim-hey dude

Guy-?

Slim-you're a dude,im a dude

Guy-harr? what is dude,i very stupid 1 leh

Slim-dude ar.... nth d (hmm...i dont want to trick you for no reason but since you are so GIAN(hokkien) to chat with a girl,OK i'll give it a go ! )

suddenly something popped up,its my msn telling me that i got a mail from friendster.com

Guy- i add u in friendster d

Slim-harr?(somehow he forgot about the dude topic)

Guy-u got bf d?

Slim-no... why?

Guy-then d friendster 1,is ur fren? not brother kua...

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Slim-no ar... hehe (woa...you look at pictures without reading profiles?)

Guy-i think is ur bf la

Slim "shy gal"-no la ,not bf la (laugh !!!)

LOL !!!

EVEN ELVIS IS LAUGHING AT YOU RIGHT NOW!!!

This guy eventually found out what the word 'dude' means. If you are reading this,im sorry i got you into this.Looks like you didnt disappoint me.


I guess he was quite pissed off after he felt so horny chatting with a hot babe only to find out that what he did was actually quite GAY...


He tried to add me in friendster remember?
he even cancelled his friend request at friendster moments after he learnt the word DUDE

2 comments:

Mel_W said...

lol.This is damn hilarious.Poor guy.Moral of this story - 1.Do not believe 100% the picture u c in the display. 2.Improve ur english lolzzz. 3. Read the friendster profile carefully before adding.wakakakaka

pc said...

thats wat i said
ur pics are so thought provoking
hey there are a lot of desperate guys out there leh..
pity them la

but anyway, thanks to the poor dude
i had a good laugh
hahaha...

good luck friendster hunting dude (i meant the poor dude)!!