Clumsiness strikes again !!!

Today my beloved digital camera fell to the ground from approximately 4 feet high.I was trying to get the memory stick adapter out from the tight slot in the case while holding it upside-down with the camera still inside like this without realising the camera was going to fall.

I really dont know how on earth i did something so stupid thing like that.The camera hit the grown quite hard.My heart was so broken when it struck the ground.OMG... i almost cried.

My camera has no Shockproof feature like this 1(top) has.Im not just heart-broken,Im worried that i cant take pictures when i go to KL tomorow. haihz...

This also reminded me of my late hamster.Not sure whether its a male or a female so i'll just call the hamster 'he'. The special one broke its leg when its only less than 2 weeks old.There were no fur on its body yet.'He's skin was still redish. I broke 'he's leg. I DID.

Its a horrifying memory that will last in my mind forever.I was trying to feed the hamster mother that just gave birth to about 7 cubs.She was fierce,very fierce.While i was trying to place a little plate into the cage,the mother jumped and tried to bite me.I let go the long-nose plier to pulled my hand off.The thing fell right on 'he's leg ! he screamed loudly.A baby's leg is broken because of me.If i was more careful it wouldnt have happened.Even still can remember clearly what i saw when it happened.

'He' lived for the rest of 'he's life with a broke leg.'He' wasnt born like this.I,ME,did this to 'him'.Because of me 'he' cant swim like the rest,because of me 'he' had to suffer this trauma throughout 'his' life.And now I have to live with this nightmare for the rest of my life.

Honestly,my heart didnt hurt so much when i broke up with my ex last time. This camera and hamster thing hurt me more.Honestly.

Few days ago i clumsily kicked the foot massage machine and that's what i get for it.Thank god i didnt break my little toe. I only paid a little bit blood for it.Still can play futsal.

Identifying potential rappist

Got this from a recent The Star newspaper article.I hope not many people read this because this Gang-rape FC thing is something very disgraceful to the sport and i play futsal quite often.I dont like this kind of thing happening.

Because of this incident all the girls who read this must feel a little bit insucure when they watch their boyfriend play.But i dont think it is something that worries people.Things like this rarely happen in futsal courts as the place is usually has many people around depending on time and season.Maybe the Kampung Raja futsal court is in somewhere remote.

I wish i can tell which futsal player is a potential rapist. Let's try

Look... when a guy with hairy legs and little hamsap eyes.POTENTIAL RAPIST !!!

Ok...Ok...jk... he is a good guy.When i see somebody walking towards me at one corner like that i got the feeling 'maybe he is one of them' ! XD

Here's a really famous one.Just about to do it on a DUDE !!!

I can try all night long and i think i can just give up and get on with my game.

I didnt notice any rapist-like guy before or during the game but i spotted one after the game.

Not the 1 in blue shirt at the left,not the 1 at the right.But if you pay more attention to the centre part of this picture,you can see this...

hohoho... he feels its very itchy down there ! He is in the mood! So girls,thats the only one you should be carefully of if you were there at that time.Always aware of guys like that !

duhh ! If everybody can tell who is a potential rappist and who is not, there wont be any rape case in the world right?Probably that guy just got his balls shot by 1 of the players in there.But i still think he was scratching his itchy dicky in public !!! Caught on camera dude... hahaha !

Road To TARC -2

I am one year behind my friends of my age.In case some of you are still wondering how and why i am left behind,here's the answer.If you already knew what happened or not interested to know,skip the next 3 paragraphs.


I applied for TARC's Diploma in Multimedia Design last year (2006)which is only availble in KL's Main Campus.I was offered a place in the college but i decided not to go as Polytechnic's course fee is very much cheaper than TARC.Polytechnic's 1st intake is in July and i had to wait until mid-May 2006 to find out whether im offered a place or not.By the time i knew that my application was rejected it was too late to head back to TARC.


So i decided to wait for Polytechnic's following intake which is January this year.It was at that point when i started to work.After working in Megamall's camera shop (KY DIGITAL IMAGE) for some time i decided to switch my diploma course from Multimedia to Marketing and i applied for the Marketing diploma course as my 1st choice.I dont know what should be the 2nd so i just randomly selected Insurance.


By December 2006 i was again disappointed when my 1st choice was rejected but this time,my 2nd choice was offered.Diploma in Insurance for 3 years in Polytechnic??? It doesnt look right at all.By then i had not much options but to enrol to TARC.At one point i applied for TARC's January intake which is only offered in the main campus.But after i reconsider it,I finally came up with a decision to study in Penang's TARC in Tanjung Bungah.And the decision this time IS final.


What really brings me to TARC is its 'Quality and Affordable Education' which is written in the front page of last year's booklet.It is affordable but im not too sure about its quality.


This year's booklet doesnt look any better compared to last year's.The service provided by TARC's booth at the Education Fair Penang 2007 was quite terrible too.

They are lucky that i have already made up my mind to study in TARC.


Now,time to choose which course to study.I wasnt sure which course to take between Diploma in Market and Diploma in E-Commerce & Marketing. After thinking,asking,considering... i chose E-Commerce & Marketing.Why?

erm... The 2 babes in the booklet ... compared to

1 in this page. hmm... two beside me is better than one right?By the time i settle down in TARC maybe i'll end up like ...

this

Road To TARC -1

Its been almost a week since my last post.The past few days have been very tiring.Especially during the weekend which was really busy.

In about 2 months time i'll be starting my diploma course in Penang's TAR College and im going to take it as a once in a life time experience.

With my application form submitted before the 2006 SPM result came out there shouldnt be any problem with my application.

Some of my friends have started their course a year before me and i hope they can at least be a good senior and not drag me into their daily DOTA game or go clubbing at Chill Out.

Kevin(scorpheuz.blogspot.com) was nice enough to offer me a place to stay in his room temporarily until i find a place to stay for myself.The room is quite small and looks quite very much like a kampung house outside.But the good thing about his place is that i dont have to spare the same toilet with 10 people in the same house and i dont have to pay for the bills too! cool.I visited my cousin's house nearby the college and i noticed that even pee-ing when you want to is a problem.I hope i wont have that kind of problem when i live with Kevin and a PORN KING.Not Porm King you know,its PORN,KING OF PORNOGRAPHY.Hopefully my mind is not too poluted when im there.

TARC has the probably cheaper couse fee compared to other private colleges in all Malaysia.(RM7000 approx for a diploma course) I hope the quality of the education in TARC is up to standard and the graduates are sought after.

So,course fee is roughly Rm7000,plus the orientation fee,caution money,bla bla bla excluding food and other expenses like rental fees,it should be around... RM8000? That is after i get myself enrolled but there are plenty to spend even before enrolling.Got to buy a new bike,stationeries,clothes and maybe a new Hotlink/Digi prepaid card because im struggling to pay my bills.Most of my contacts use either Hotlink or Digi numbers although Penang is "Wilayah Celcom"

Penang is not very 'Celcom territory'. Dont have much Power In My Hands with my mobile phone number.

I am clumsy S.O.S.

I make clumsy mistakes time and time again.I just cant take it any more.Today i made a mistake at work that could have cost me my money.Thank god,i was fortunate enough to make some profit from the sale.I offered my customer a lithium-ion battery at RM120.He agreed to buy and i put it in the box without charging him a single cent.I dont know how and why such thing could happen.

This mistake is no big deal but there are times where we cannot afford to make one.Like driving for instance,one mistake could cost you a lot of trouble,not just money but even lifes.I bangged my own house gate with my dad's car.

There wont be any scars on the bumper if i was a little bit more careful.

I dont want to make a clumsy mistake on the road and end up like this....

or worse

There is once when i gave RM50 note to the cashier for a RM1 bun in Safira's Sport City and walked off straight away like im telling him to 'keep the change'.I thought i gave him a RM1 note for a bun and almost spent the remaining RM49 buying drinks for my friends.I really cannot believe that i could be this clumsy at my age.

How can i get rid of the clumsiness in me?I need some help before something terrible happens. This is worrying me.My dear friends? Any one ? I really need some help here... PLEASE...

300 review

Wednesday is the 1 out of 7 days in a week when i get a chance to watch movies in cinemas.So,for this week i went to Queen's Bay Mall's GSC to watch a movie titled-300.I didnt choose to watch this movie.I prefer to watch Pursuit of Happyness by Will Smith but my friens bought the movie tickets for me before i get to make a suggestion so i thought why not just give it a go since it was said to be a very nice movie.Maybe because this movie is rated 18PL

The banner on Megamall Prai shows only King Leonidas and not the queen.That's why this movie is not my first choice movie i guess.

The story is about the ancient Battle of Thermopylae.300 Spartans lead by King Leonidas fought to the death against Xerxes and his massive creepy army.Most people thought that the 300 Spartans can beat Xerxes' million army but they didnt manage to do that actually.

The movie isnt all about 300 hunks wearing underwear runing around killing people.It has some very 'sexy scences' too.If you were to watch this movie,make sure you pay extra attention at the Ephor's Temple scence.

Im sure all the guys in the cinema didnt miss it when the oracle shows up.But that's not all.There are a little bit more in Xerxes' castle which looks more like a titi bar.For most of the time in this movie,you can see people's head got chopped off,blood spilling everywhere and some other violent scences.

This movie is not my favourite action/adventure war movie but there are lots of fascinating visual effects and ancient army war formations.
Not as good as the ancient Rome's army though.

King Leonidas was eventually killed by thounsands of arrows,flying through the sky like rain.There is one question that remains in my mind after the movie.King Leonidas was lying dead and his body was pierced by so many arrows but how come none of it pierce right in-between his legs and into his dead nuts remains a mistery.Spartans make good shields,weapons ,army and probably good quality underwear.



My rating for 300. C+ worth watching on Wednesdays (RM6)

'tulan'(Mad at) guys for being guys

Have you ever being angry at a guy for being a guy? I dont know about you guys but i have.

Guy is attracted to girls after they reach a certain age.The same goes for girls the other way round.

Except for those ... you know

think she is hot? Maybe you wanna hv a closer look

When a guy has 2 options while walking into a camera shop looking for somebody to help him out and there is 2 person standing close to the counter both looking at him.Most of the time the guy will walk towards the lady.

hopefully i dont have to do this to grap customers' attention

If the Indon b*tch (my colleague) calls the customer 1st then i have nothing to say against it because im too slow to react first. BUT when you have called the customer first and still that guy ignores you and walks towards that b*tch.I am not cool with that. Most foreigners do that !!! fuhh yorr, that feeling... SEE PEH TULAN one i tell you

Yes,i can try to 'snatch' that customer back but aunties like her will never let things that"belong" to her slip away.

Worse still,while im trying to talk to that guy,he pays FULL ATTENTION to that b*tch and act like you dont even exist.

I wonder why foreigners like to stare at creatures like her.


I did such a thing before when i walked straight towards the hottest babe in a boutique without looking at the other salesgirl in the shop.And i mean LOCAL HOT BABE not Indon creatures working in the same shop.Im sure most guys did something similar to that before because we are just being a guy.And we do what we usually do as guys right? hehe... But sometimes i just hate it when guys do that.

God made humans such a way

So,if you were to buy a camera from KY Megamall before 30th of March make you go to the nice young macho guy from Chai Leng Park,Prai.Penang......

And not from a 2 legged,long hair, con-woman with 2 hands.

OK,dont say im so cruel for posting a picture of an alien as her.At least this creature has the similar hair style and body shape as hers.

Resignation from Kuang Yee Megamall

On the 1st March 2007, I submitted my resignation for the 2nd time to the manager but it is actually the 3rd time i thought of leaving the company.But this time I am resigning for good.


I cancelled my 1st resignation at the end of year 2006 because my Polytechnic plans didnt workout.Since there is no point for me to quit my job at that time i worked on.But just before the new year (2007),i lost my 'mood' to work.There were not many customers like the November or December 2006.Had enough of those 'waiting for customer' moments at work.January was really 'boring to the max'



So i thought it would be a good idea to quit after CNY 2007.Im sure March won't be a lot different than January.Megamall's North Atrium looks very nice before and during CNY.The job was better for 2 weeks as many customers came and bought cameras for the annual chinese festival.But right after CNY,it was one of those (boring) days again as i expected.



I thought of resigning again but my decision was objected by my family and friends because TARC's intake is in May.I admit felt quite lazy to work.I thought about it and i knew it is wrong to resign after right after CNY,about 3 months before my course starts.I continued working...but not for long.



My last day at KY Megamall will be on the 31th of March 2007 as written in my resignation letter.This is the best job i've found so far but i am about quit about 2 months before my diploma course begins..I still feel very lonely everytime i see my friends hang out.When they hang out,im always left out.Why?because of my work.Yes,there are gaylords who is nice enough to drop by the shop occasionally to have lunch and so.I appreciate their company but Im not gay.Just don't want to disappoint a couple of homosexuals.My friends get to enjoy school holidays,sem breaks but i dont have all that.Yes,I didnt even enrol into a college but i do need a holiday.



With less than 20 working days on the calender,it's almost time to say bye bye to a really NICE job.

I know some people won't agree with this decision too but i have i reasons to quit too.

1.Tired of the long working hours.(about 1130 to 2130) can't you see how hard i worked?


2.Holiday.When was the last time i went for a vacation? about 2 years ago?


3.Enough pratical,time for the theory.


4.The b*tch in the shop.I could have made much more money without her.I admit she is better than me in the job but she is too greedy.I once asked a friend:'the bosses knew she tries to take away every possibly chance to sell but why they did nothing so far?she got something others don't have or what?'He replied me with a simple answer: because she got chee buy lah !


5.Prepare for college.Plenty to prepare before college starts,even handling my own laundry is something new to me.

6.Basic salary.RM650 is the basic salary i get every month.After more than 6 months,that is the amount i get as a basic salary while my new colleague gets more than me in less than 2 months for the same work.I really shouldn't have said that im working until college starts. My mistake


Reasons why i shouldn't quit
1.Money. Yes,I can't earn more money by resigning but i do think i can learn more when im free.


Final score:

Resign United 6-1 FC Kerja

Dude

It is chap goh meh (15th night in hokkien) which also means the last day of CNY celebration.I thought of a posting a blog titled : 'Chap Goh Meh' but something so hilarious happened until i had to drop my initial plan and write down this bizzare situation while im chatting on MSN.


Some guy who is not in my contact list sent me a message asking me whether im around.I said yes ! I think i use to have him in my contact list but i removed it a long time ago.This guy,somehow kept me in his list.



I rarely show my own face in my display picture.While i was wondering why is this guy chatting with another guy who never sends him any message,this was on my display picture.
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He thought he was chatting with a hot babe !!!


I dont want make such mistake myself so i tried to tell him that im a guy.


The conversation goes something like this.


Beginning

Guy-r u there?

Slim-hi,yes i am.

Guy-oh,tot u not around

Slim-no la


Half way through

Slim-(curiously asked) you are a guy or gal?

Guy-u cant c my pic meh?(cant see because he wasnt in my contact list so i added him)

Slim-oh...

Guy-disappointed u,im not leng zhai laa

Slim-(huh?,i think i kinda remember this guy)oo...no la,you didnt disappoint me.

Guy-u look very pretty oo
( this pict was in my display when he said i look pretty)

Slim-no la,im not

Slim-hey dude

Guy-?

Slim-you're a dude,im a dude

Guy-harr? what is dude,i very stupid 1 leh

Slim-dude ar.... nth d (hmm...i dont want to trick you for no reason but since you are so GIAN(hokkien) to chat with a girl,OK i'll give it a go ! )

suddenly something popped up,its my msn telling me that i got a mail from friendster.com

Guy- i add u in friendster d

Slim-harr?(somehow he forgot about the dude topic)

Guy-u got bf d?

Slim-no... why?

Guy-then d friendster 1,is ur fren? not brother kua...

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Slim-no ar... hehe (woa...you look at pictures without reading profiles?)

Guy-i think is ur bf la

Slim "shy gal"-no la ,not bf la (laugh !!!)

LOL !!!

EVEN ELVIS IS LAUGHING AT YOU RIGHT NOW!!!

This guy eventually found out what the word 'dude' means. If you are reading this,im sorry i got you into this.Looks like you didnt disappoint me.

I guess he was quite pissed off after he felt so horny chatting with a hot babe only to find out that what he did was actually quite GAY...

He tried to add me in friendster remember?

he even cancelled his friend request at friendster moments after he learnt the word DUDE

It happens in football

LIVERPOOL FC 0-1 MAN UTD



86' P.Scholes (sent off)



90' J.O'Shea (goal)











When the ball struck the Liverpool net,i was stunned in disbelieve.It was a heart breaking moment for Liverpool fans worldwide.After dominating throughout the match,Liverpool clearly should have won and Man U did little to deserve the victory. Having most possession of the ball and the chances but only to lose it at injury time is quite extraodinary but suprises happen in football.



Nothing much left to say about this match








To the loyal Liverpool fans-dont feel too bad about the result because our team played well but just couldnt finish off Man U today.The fans at Anfield were still singing the Liverpool FC anthem after conciding the goal and cheered on for the players for one final push for at least a draw.There is no doubt that Liverpool FC have the best supporters in the world.

You'll never walk alone...








To the Man U fans-Congrats...eiii, every single one of you know that your team didnt deserve all 3 points.But that's football right? the better team dont always win.So you guys shouldnt be too happy about it.The only reason Man U fans are so happy is because their team underservedly beaten A BIG TEAM today.


For the Liverpool FC supporters world wide,here's something i would like to share with you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB3ysUHaTvQ

My bad habit

Its 0145 morning now.Im sitting on this chair starring on the LCD screen.Not doing what i should be doing by this hour of the day-sleeping.Somehow,getting a habit of sleeping early a tough task.By the time i came back from futsal and rest,it is already midnight.I dont even know why must i go online,surf the net until the clock shows 2am before i can think of sleeping. It happens every night !!! Bad...bad...habit. I know it is very likely to be worse when i begin my college life in May 2007.

Any way, as it now when i am still online when everybody else in my house is asleep i just wanted to tell everybody that...

I am NOT doing any thing porn-related,

I am NOT doing any thing illegal,

AND ...

I SWEAR i am not doing this ......






PLEASE TAKE NOTE: the guy you see on your screen is not me

Welcome to my world !!!

Geetings.A warm welcome to all bloggers/readers.First blog in donovantan.blogspot.com is the first step of a long,long journey.Having posted blogs in Friendster.com and Window live spaces previously,i think it is time to create a REAL blog and i am glad i did it.

This blog is not only going to serve as a journal,or some kind of diary but also a place to express any hidden feelings inside me,to remember the events of the day, and also to know myself better.I created this blog the day i hand-in my resignation letter to my 1st ever 4 figure salary job and probably the most learning job experience.So, i guess i will be posting blogs about my final days of my job as a beginning.